IS AMERICA READY FOR A NON-HUMAN PRESIDENT? YOU BET!
You know, I'm really sad that my beloved Bears lost the game. But I'm even sadder for the thousands of women in America who will suffer domestic abuse tonight. When I'm president, we'll stop this. I promise.
You'll stop domestic abuse? Like you stopped blow jobs in the Oval Office, or like you stopped Foster?
Naw, she'll ban the NFL since it's a root cause
I remember seeing her on tv when she was a governor's wife reading a book at an Arkansas football game. Big ol thick glasses. I wish I knew what she was reading.
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