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IS AMERICA READY FOR A NON-HUMAN PRESIDENT? YOU BET!

Sunday, February 4, 2007

I have a plan to stop global warming

Involves putting satellites into space and spinning the earth backward in time, to before the Industrial Revolution, then starting over using wind and solar power instead of oil. It's complicated, but I've already got a panel of top scientists and campaign donors working on it in secret; full report should be out in 2010 and then we'll hit the ground running.

Posted by Hillary at 10:25 PM  

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      • Market crash, yes!!!
      • My goodness I can sing
      • Barack Obama is not black
      • What a fucking week
      • Crackers, take down your cracker flag
      • People say I seem fake
      • Dear Republicans: I come in peace
      • I'm not going to apologize for my war vote
      • Mitt Romney wears funny underpants
      • I'm sorry but Al Sharpton is nuts
      • Little Miss Edwards can't control her bloggers
      • Donatella Versace has fashion advice for me
      • I swear I will rip this guy's fucking lungs out
      • Rudy tries to steal my slogan
      • About the Super Bowl
      • I have a plan to stop global warming
      • Would you please shut the fuck up and listen to me?
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