Thursday, February 8, 2007

Donatella Versace has fashion advice for me


See here. Says I shouldn't wear pants. Should wear skirts instead. Wow. Thanks, Donatella. It's so nice that you're offering to help. You dog-faced skank.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Donatella only gave you that advice because she has not seen your "cankles". Stick with the slacks.

Hugs,

Barack

charleyfoster said...

I'll choke her with one of my ankles.

Anonymous said...

Donnatella stole Mick Jagger's colagen treatment. Oh , she's more like a camel-faced skank.

Anon on the Ashram